Why Don’t We Help The DHS?

After reading the poorly written, poorly conceived, poorly documented DHS report, Rightwing Extremism: Current Economic and Political Climate Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment, I suggest that all of us who oppose abortion and embryonic stem cell research, who support the Second and the Tenth Amendments, who oppose illegal immigration, or who have served in the military in the past should just turn ourselves in. That would eliminate a lot of research for them and get us out of their way.

Of course, jailing us would also eliminate all the taxes we pay to support them.